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Operator: Long Range Marksman
Codename: “Foreskin”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0355 Hours
My code name is “Foreskin.” I am a sniper. I use a Barrett. My job includes shooting people from where they cannot see me. If any of you pencil pushing shrimp dicks have a problem with this report, follow chain of command and come to me first. I will shove your fucking computers up your asses. Don’t like the language? Then find someone else to do this job.
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