Field Report Operative Tony 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Spotter
Codename: “Tony”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0400 Hours
In our anticipated campaign against “God’s Soldiers” I will be spotting for the one man wrecking ball known as “Foreskin.” 
Does this make us the devil or something? I mean we are going to wage war against “God’s Soldiers.” 
If all goes as it should, these pot-bellied ‘necks will think the devil is rising up to claim them.
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Field Report Operative Skoal 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Gunner
Codename: “Skoal”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0412 Hours
I utilize MOLLE LBE and heavy armor. I carry the following: a pistol grip Remington 870 with door breaching shells. Glock 17. MP5.  Several distraction devices. Several frags. 
That’s all you really need to know.
P.S. Guess what kind of tobacco I like

Field Report Operative Shitfuck 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Long Range Marksman
Codename: “ShitFuck”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0345 Hours
On 11222010, “Foreplay” ordered us to meet him at Headquarters for a potential mission briefing. We all arrived and were briefed on the “God’s Soldiers” situation. We discussed this at length and we came up with a plan that we can pull off. For this mission I will be providing long range cover fire and am using the code name “ShitFuck.”
No other details will be provided at this time due to rats being responsible for this mess.

Field Report Operative Paulie 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Spotter
Codename: “Paulie”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0350 Hours
For the situation where we will be a rescue team, I will be the spotter for ShitFuck. My code name is “Paulie” and if you want more info, kiss my ass. I am a trained killer, not a fucking reporter. Clandestine my ass. Fuck you. I don’t give a shit of you are the authorized to read this, this shit should not go in a report.
Fuck off

Field Report Operative Foreskin 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Long Range Marksman
Codename: “Foreskin”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0355 Hours
My code name is “Foreskin.” I am a sniper. I use a Barrett. My job includes shooting people from where they cannot see me. If any of you pencil pushing shrimp dicks have a problem with this report, follow chain of command and come to me first. I will shove your fucking computers up your asses. Don’t like the language? Then find someone else to do this job.

Field Report Operative Foreplay 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Field Commander
Codename: “Foreplay”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0330 Hours


On November 22, 2010, at 1800 hours central standard time, I was contacted via pagers. Upon receiving the page I contacted Command to verify the page. I was instructed by Command to report to HQ with my team by 2200 hours with the rest of Whiskey Team, assemble in the Lounge, and await further instructions. I then paged the other six members of Whiskey Team and instructed them of Command’s needs. Whiskey Team was on site at HQ by 2130 hours.


At approximately 2200 hours, Agent Killian Jones, briefed us on a situation that was in development within the continental United States. At 1400 hours, the Vice President of the United States was abducted from his vacation home in Ohio, resulting in several Secret Service casualties. One agent from the Secret Service is MIA and considered an armed and dangerous traitor who assisted in the abduction. At the time of our briefing, the general public as well as the family of the VP was unaware of the situation. It was essential that this remain discrete. 


According to the report, a domestic terror cell, who had been investigation by the FBI, was claiming responsibility and demanded that the President give into their demands or they would claim the life of the VP. In their communications with the Oval Office, the terror cell, the self acclaimed “God’s Soldiers”, gave away their position.


Whiskey Team has been asked to rescue the VP from “God’s Soldiers”, while making sure that none of this ever comes back to the White House in any investigations. After consulting with my team, we decided that such a rescue could be done with relative ease. “God’s Soldiers” only had 30 active members and were armed with .223 rifles and 9mm side arms. FBI was kind enough to provide us with complete layouts of the area, video footage, photos, aerial surveillance shots, and audio clips from the phones of the targets.


I would take command on this mission, scheduled to take place on November 26, 2010, at 1000 hours. We chose this date and time because according to the experts at the FBI, this was when those awake would be at their groggiest, and those asleep would be deeply so. 


The other members of Whiskey Team will provide brief descriptions of their roles. A full description will be provided post-operation, as we do not yet know if there are other sleepers in the Oval Office.


End of Report.

Field Report Operative Biscuit 1 - For the eyes of the president only

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Operator: Point
Codename: “Biscuit”
Workstation ID#: 3-P894712
Date of Report: November 23, 2010
Time of Report: 0410 Hours
I am an expert and have used automatic weapons to take out plenty of worthless fucks from the sandy deserts to the shitty jungles. In the wise words of Kid Rock, “it ain’t cocky, motherfucker, if you back it up…” 
Always with me in the field are Charlene and Jane. Charlene is my silenced MP5 with red dot holographic sights, that spits out 9mm rounds in those beautiful 3 round bursts. 
Jane is my .308 custom made, self-designed and self-manufactured automatic firearm that would make Mr. Glock proud.
I do have to admit that I do cheat on Charlene and Jane from time to time with Nelly, my custom Ruger P95. Talk shit. I don’t care. It gives me wood.